OFFICE OF THE GENERAL SECRETARY
People’s Republic of New Valdoria
The People’s Republic of New Valdoria has received the recent communiqué issued by the Office of the Press Secretary of the United States of Thessara (UST) with careful attention, diplomatic respect, and—frankly speaking—a measurable degree of bureaucratic imagination.
We appreciate concern. However, we must clarify that several assertions presented by the UST are not grounded in verified constitutional, judicial, or historical records of New Valdoria, but rather appear to be assembled from fragmented intelligence reports, misinterpreted revolutionary timelines, and what our analysts diplomatically classify as “creative geopolitical narrative construction.”
We therefore issue the following formal clarification and response.
I. On the Nature of the State and the Revolution
The People’s Republic of New Valdoria was established on 6 May 2127, following a mass revolutionary transition supported by workers, provincial councils, and coordinated civil institutions after the collapse of the former Federation administration.
Contrary to the characterization of an “unelected executive council,” we emphasize:
The governing structure emerged through revolutionary mandate ratified by provincial assemblies
Administrative continuity was preserved to prevent financial collapse and infrastructure breakdown
Leadership is exercised under constitutional socialism and democratic centralism, as defined in the foundational charter
To suggest this process was an “authoritarian takeover” is, respectfully, comparable to describing a train conductor as a “railway tyrant because he announced departure.”
II. On Former President Lucien Thorne and Judicial Proceedings
Former President Lucien Thorne was not subject to arbitrary detention, but to lawful proceedings initiated after multi-agency financial review operations.
Timeline of events:
25 February – 1 May 2127: Period of documented fiscal irregularities under Federation administration
2 May 2127: Impeachment resolution passed in the House of Citizens
Subsequently failed in the Council of Regions
However, it is now formally established through testimony of former Council Representative of Veryos (Seabridge Province) that:
Bribery attempts were made to influence Council of Regions voting outcomes, obstructing constitutional impeachment procedures.
On 6 May 2127, following systemic institutional breakdown and verified loss of fiscal accountability, revolutionary governance structures were activated under emergency constitutional provisions.
On 9 May 2127, Mr. Thorne was located in Skyreach and taken into protective judicial custody after leaving a secured underground shelter.
III. Financial Accountability and SALN Findings
The Statement of Assets, Liabilities, and Net Worth (SALN) review of former President Lucien Thorne (Federation period) is summarized below:
Declared Currency: New Valdorian Valors (NVV)
(Conversion estimate used by international observers: 1 NVV ≈ 0.74 EuroDollar)
Verified Asset Findings:
Multiple luxury properties:
Arcadia City estate — ~€18.4 million
Lumina City residence complex — ~€22.1 million
Solara City villa holdings — ~€19.7 million
Nova Valdaria penthouse estate — ~€27.3 million
Luxury vehicle collection:
50 high-end vehicles (estimated fleet value: ~€11.6 million)
Additional financial irregularities:
Delayed national infrastructure projects: estimated diversion impact ~€3.2 billion EuroDollar equivalent
Misuse of government funds: ~€4.8 billion EuroDollar equivalent
Unauthorized sovereign credit restructuring via Bank of New Valdoria mechanisms
Accumulated state-linked debt exposure: ~€6.5 billion EuroDollar equivalent
Alleged bribery-related expenditures tied to impeachment obstruction cases
We stress: numbers are not “propaganda”—they are accounting entries that unfortunately refuse to be persuaded by diplomatic tone.
IV. On Associated Financial Officials
The following individuals were included in financial oversight investigations due to direct structural linkage with sovereign fiscal systems:
Seraphine Valecrest — Deputy Minister of Finance
→ Linked via emergency budget prioritization channels and secondary treasury allocations during debt expansion cycle
Elias Montclair — Senior Risk Coordinator, Bank of New Valdoria
→ Connected through sovereign risk misclassification and exposure suppression during credit instability period
Helena Kravik — Sovereign Credit Operations Supervisor
→ Linked via state credit manipulation frameworks and liquidity masking procedures
Dorian Valez — Treasury Compliance Auditor
→ Connected through failure to report irregular fund allocations and audit suppression patterns
These connections are not speculative; they are derived from overlapping audit trails within the former Federation financial architecture.
V. On the “Victory of the People Celebration Day”
We clarify respectfully that the May 13 celebration is not a “propaganda spectacle,” but a commemorative observance of:
The decisive outcome of the Battle of the New Valdorian–Confrendecy of East Valdoria conflict
The defeat of armed anti-Valdorian slave-trade forces
The consolidation of national sovereignty following liberation struggle
Military parade elements exist not for intimidation, but because—historically speaking—liberation movements tend to involve uniforms, not tea parties.
VI. On Nordstjerne and International Observers
The participation of the Colony of Nordstjerne and observers from the United Commonwealth has been mischaracterized.
We clarify:
Nordstjerne participation is ceremonial and diplomatic in nature
No “bloc formation” or coercive alignment is occurring
The following telegram was received:
“Dearest New Valdoria,
The Prime Minister of Nordstjerne, Mr. Hugo Johansson, plans to accept your invitation.
Yours truly,
The Jernean Parliament”
This is not evidence of conspiracy—only evidence that invitations, when politely written, tend to be politely answered.
We apologize if international hospitality was mistakenly interpreted as geopolitical orchestration. Our protocol department has been gently reminded that not every handshake is a secret handshake.
VII. On Allegations of Authoritarianism
We respectfully reject the characterization of New Valdoria as “autocratic.”
Key clarifications:
The revolution was mass-supported and institutionally ratified
Judicial proceedings are conducted under public constitutional law
Political leadership is accountable to party congresses and assembly review mechanisms
If anything, the system suffers from an excess of committees, not a shortage of them.
VIII. On Intent and Regional Stability
The People’s Republic of New Valdoria reaffirms:
We seek peaceful coexistence
We do not pursue regional destabilization
We reject war as an instrument of policy
We maintain cooperative engagement with international institutions, including the UST
We also note, with gentle humor, that freezing financial accounts while expressing concern for stability is a bit like pouring water on a fire and then issuing a warning about humidity levels.
IX. Final Statement
We acknowledge differences in interpretation between our governments. That is normal. History itself often requires multiple drafts.
However, we respectfully request that future assessments of New Valdoria:
Distinguish between revolution and collapse
Distinguish between accountability and persecution
And distinguish between diplomacy and narrative enthusiasm
The People’s Republic of New Valdoria remains open to dialogue, inspection, and cooperative clarification—preferably without adjectives that suggest we are simultaneously collapsing, expanding, and orchestrating global finance on a Tuesday afternoon.
Issued by:
Dmitri Veyrov
General Secretary of the Communist Party of New Valdoria
Head of State and Government